February 2012
46 posts
funnyordie:
Goat Learns to Jump
Every goat is taught to jump by a young, jumping human. That’s how nature works.
This is way too cute. My day just got better, haha :)
I appreciate your intention, Nelnet, but the last entity I want wishing me a happy birthday is my student loan service provider……”Happy Birthday! Make sure if your grandma sends you a check for $10, you send it right along to us!”
Saving faces in Pakistan →
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The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more...
– Henry Ford
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My Gender-Neutral Baby →
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If you are giving because you want to solve social problems, that’s...
– Bruce Ritter
A life worth living has three ingredients. It has a creed- what we believe. It...
– Unknown
Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long...
– Warren Buffet
The most sincere compliment we can pay is attention.
– Walter Anderson
We exist by what we get, but we live by what we give.
– Douglas M. Lawson
One Town's War on Gay Teens →
Rolling Stone, 2012
People’s reaction to me answering the question, “Are you doing anything for the superbowl?” with “no.” makes me feel like they asked if I believed in God and I said no… It’s not in the constitution-or the Bible- that you have to like football. CHILL OUT. And I don’t need an excuse to eat junk food. I can do that while watching something I like.
having to spend 10 minutes confirming that no, I don’t think the beige (because the store didn’t have white, or even eggsgell!) lamp shade you bought to replace a white one that was torn is unacceptable; yes, it’s great that it matches the lamp shade across the office; and yeah, I’ll definitely remember to notice that you changed the lamp shade in your office from a large...
It’s nice to have a partner to go through life with.